Channeling your Inner Kardashian

I suppose I'll just come out with it.

We watch the Kardashians.

The drama, the plastic surgery, the familial love, the life style. Everything is to the nines. What's not entertaining about the Kardashian family?

Here I have created three simple steps to becoming a Kardashian.

First, let's work on the smile.

Step one: To achieve the right effect, one must suck upon something sour, careful to never expose the canines.

"Teeth are for poor people"

Step two: If it feels like the most ridiculous article of clothing you could put on your body, it's probably just right.

Rarrrrrr.

Step three: black hair dye, breast augmentation, botox. Mandatory.


Every time I see this:

All I really see is this:

Then I'm reminded of this:

And I can't stop giggling.